Fozzie: I'd be the best wicked queen of all, because I'm the funniest. The lollypop pickler ends up in the ketchup bucket, right, Teddy? NOW GET US OUTTA HERE. Fozzie: [talking to his and Teddy's reflections, then hears voices in the basement through the air vent] But if that's us, and this is us, then who's that in the basement? Gonzo: [in 'Leave it to Weirdo'] There's nothing wrong with your set, this house is black and white because it's BOOOOORING. Sam Eagle: God bless America and its magnificent Broadcasting Company! [Piggy screams] Maybe one of those ghosts Rowlf was talking about came and took him away. Kermit: Um, well about two bucks for gas oughta cover it. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Stop that singing. See more ideas about animal muppet, muppets, bones funny. Piggy: You're welcome. Oct 5, 2017 - Discover and share Muppets Statler And Waldorf Quotes. 67 "Scooter by Any Other Name" J.R. Young Muppet Quotes. Animal: [Chugging on a bottle of root beer, and belches], Fozzie: There once was an Indian named Ha-Ha/ Who planned to wed Kermawatha/ She got presents galore/ So I gave her one more [hands a present to Piggy and Piggy opens it to find a rubber chicken inside] A chicken that goes, "bawka, bawka! Muppet Babies Omnibus book. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Quiet, shut up. Do you see anyone, Teddy? Reporter: Mr. President, how does it feel to be the first frog in the White House? Piggy: [stepping on Fozzie's collection of whoopie cushions] Where are we? Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: We'll pack our trunks and be right back! Gonzo: [chewing] Oh, it's just termites chewing on my nose. Muppet Babies came to be after Miss Piggy had a dream of the Muppets as kids in the 1984 movie The Muppets Take Manhattan.Obviously, Baby Piggy, Baby Kermit, Baby Rowlf, Baby Fozzie, Baby … Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Let's Get Them! Piggy: Well, I got it from the library last week, but now... Gonzo: Ah! Gonzo: They'll probably drill him full of holes like Swiss cheese. Give up? Gonzo: Boy, these library people are serious! Let's hide in that haunted house! See more ideas about muppet babies, muppets, the muppet show. Gonzo: [Gonzo as Cluck Kent is stuck in the elevator during a dream] Uh were was I? 24 images (& sounds) of the Muppet Babies (2018) cast of characters. Skeeter: Have you hugged your book today, Piggy? Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams. Scooter: When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress. Gonzo: The ghost has got me! Gonzo: Quick! in 2018 Fans of all things Muppet, get ready to rejoice: Disney has just begun production on a brand-new, “reimagined” Muppet Babies ! [the car has stopped on railroad tracks and a train is coming]. The 13 Muppet Babies friends go off on another imaginary journey quest to find Nanny a new tulip house plant. [drops his papers]. Heard that on MTV. Um we have to be going now. [he reaches for the fluttering paper and gulps it down as he laughs]. Newscaster: And remember, be sure to double check all those windows and doors. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Oh, Broadway, here we come! Miss Piggy: Um, sure! Rowlf: Yeah, we kind of don't want to be down here without you. Statler: You know, I think that little pig's really on to something. Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Wokka wokka wokka. [the tomato-fish returns and kisses him] Ugh! 1. It could be, in there! Gonzo: [gets thrown into a dumptruck] Don't I get a goodbye kiss? Kermit: Sheesh. Come on! Melanie Harrison as Baby Piggy 3. After 'Sesame Street,' it's a hyper-familiar world to me and I have this childlike ability to ignore the fact that I'm talking to scraps of cloth. Kermit: I guess imaginations go kind of crazy around all these books. They’ll make your dreams come true—with all-new adventures, starting next month! Scooter: What about those guys we saw at the window? Gonzo: An Orangutroll! *see* food. 2. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. [run out of the room]. 66 "Muppet Baby Boom" Sindy McKay & Larry Swerdlove "B-A-B-Y Baby" October 15, 1988 () The babies prepare to look after the neighbor's Baby (it turns out to be a kitten named Baby). My daughter has a muppet babies Fozzie Bear talking toy. A yo. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: And Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirettes. That's funny, I thought I heard someone. [points to the Labyrinth]. Beaker: Meep, meep meep meep. This looks like a job for... [takes off hat and trench coat and then grows taller with big muscles] SUPER GONZO! With Greg Berg, Katie Leigh, Laurie O'Brien, Russi Taylor. I think she's in love. Kermit: Uh-huh, so are you. Gonzo: [Puts on a rug as a cape] No it's Super Gonzo! Gonzo: That's okay, I don't know what synchronize means anyway. Gonzo: Of course it is. [the Pirettes cackle]. Fozzie: Good, 'cause I don't wanna eat one. Gonzo: We love working in salt mines, right guys? Piggy: I can't believe he said that, can you? Get it? Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams. Statue of Abe Lincoln: Why, 227 Gettysburg Road, of course. Give up? Scooter: Hey, my computer won't work without power! Piggy: I like romance Fozzie: I love great jokes Goblins take books there! Fozzie: Animal, that's not how you make cartoons. Get it? Fozzie: No way, Gonzo. Piggy: You're a professional oops all right. Fozzie: Snow White? Lepre-Kermit: Of course not, that's what you need a four-leaf clover for. Kermit: It feels, uh, green. Gonzo: [dazed] Woo-hoo. TV chef: Well first we chop off their little heads! Piggy: Well what happened? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka. Piggy: Why are you falling asleep, Bunsen? Rowlf: There must be something we can do to help the little guy out. Mr. Burglar Hamster? Gonzo: This is a job for... [Removes hat and trench coat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo! [Walks off]. Fozzie: [after seeing a pair of chicken-fish] Okay, how does a chicken fish? Gonzo: Piggy! View the list I'm odd looking. We're under age. Fozzie: Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional, OOPS. Fozzie: Kermit? Gonzo: So uh, what's this about your book? Kermit: I don't think so, Fozzie, we're in enough trouble as it is. Ha ha. Kermit: Uh, on something that's gonna happen anyway. Statler and Waldorf share the stage left balcony box in the Muppet Theater, and the two delight in heckling every aspect of The Muppet Show. They've landed and drained the earth of all its electricity. AAAAAHHHHHH. All Muppet Babies friends: "Wow, ooh, wow!" Guy: [Talking about Miss Piggy] Hey it's Porky Pig's sister. Piggy: Oh Kermit. Kermit: Um, what is the Gettysburg address? Um we have to be going now. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. We're under age. You'd make a wonderful song and dance act. Imaginary Universe: The house plant fields. A yo. Nanny: That's true, Piggy, but I've got some cassettes of old radio programs and a battery powered tape player. Created by Jim Henson, Jeffrey Scott. Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?" Animal: [shouts] Earthquake Earthquake [the other Muppets start feeling the effect of the earthquake]. It's that we get married. A man-eating manhole cover! She doesn't know what I am. Fozzie: Okay, these guys do kinda look like Gonzo's bro... Kermit: They don't call me the fastest gum in the west for nothing, ya know. Wokka, wokka, wokka. Gonzo: [as Cluck Kent in a dream stuck in the elevator after the cable has brokened] Uh where was I? Read reviews from world’s largest community for readers. Kermit: Gee, without electricity we can't do anything. Kermit: On second thought, let's just call it even, keep the money. Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: Yeah, we're going to be stars! IT'S HORRIBLE. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing a theme similar to "The Jetsons"] Meet those Spacetons. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Sheesh, oh brother. Jim Henson's (now Disney's) long-running franchise, starring his special type of marionette/puppet hybrids. Wokka wokka wokka. [shakes Teddy's head] Boy, that's a relief, huh? Robot Chicken managed to one up this WMG by having a sketch where Kermit drowned Skeeter after she beat up Fozzie, Gonzo, and Piggy. Fozzie: [Has body of fish instead of tail] Personally, I don't think this Mer-Bear stuff is so hot. Rowlf: [Scooter retches] I think you oughta stick to telling jokes, Fozzie. Fozzie: What's the difference between an orange? By Courtney Potter. It won't be dark for hours. Skeeter: Maybe we went too far and we're in the 6th dimension. Kermit: Um, gee, the motor won't start, Piggy. My imagination sure is scary today! Want some cheese? Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Nanny: What? Ha ha. [ducks down as a tomato-fish swims over his head] Whew! The end. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Kermit, fix it. Kermit: Nanny says imaginations run wild around books, but this is ridiculous. Piggy? Piggy: [reading to Robin] Once there was a little green tadpole and he got chased down a tadpole hole. [steps on Fozzie's rubber chicken, slides into the next room and crashes]. Scooter: Computers make the best animation because they're so exact and mathematical. Gonzo: Oh yeah This is a job for... [Removes trench coat and hat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo! However, it is revealed in A Muppet Family Christmas that the two critics were friends with Fozzie's mother, Ma Bear.Waldorf is the one with the pug-like face, mustache, and white hair. Piggy: You can't fool me. "He'd have a tummy ache. Fozzie: This looks like a joke I once told. Skeeter died tragically between the events of Muppet Babies and The Muppet Show. Can't we do something about this harp? Gonzo: Oh yeah! Gonzo:Hey, Piggy, don't you mean a little rabbit that got chased down a rabbit hole? Fozzie: No that's not right. Bunsen: [points to Beaker] Him! Hypnotism, boring stories, hot soup, nothing worked! Scooter: [after talking about telling stories] Why do you always go first? All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. 18 Jan. 2021. Eric Bauza as Baby Fozzie, Baby Bunsen, Mr. Statler 6. Wokka wokka wokka. Get it? Kermit: Hey, did you guys see what I heard? [giggles, then looks off-camera with a start] Uh-oh! What's fun besides making trouble? Fozzie: Okay, hey wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Piggy: If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall. I call it "Still-Life With Tomatoes.". Fozzie: What do you call a kangaroo in Scotland? Kermit: Animal, throw those dice, down here this minute! I guess I'll have to get my allowance raised. Fozzie: What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? What food do you eat with your mouth open? Get it? Nanny: Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke. Lepre-Kermit: All you have to do to find a four-leaf clover is be lucky. [Pirettes gasp in shock when they realized they were tricked by the Muppet Babies] Look, the Treasure's gone! The other night Beaker watched a movie called 'The Flying Monster that Attacked in the Dark', and since then he hasn't slept a wink, and neither have I! Rowlf: Yeah, neither will my record player. All: [lightning strikes and puts out the power] Yipe! Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: The little rats must've taken it! Newscaster: As the storm is due in this evening with gale force winds and heavy rain, double check to make sure all your windows and doors are locked so nothing can get in. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Show Business? "Muppet performer Bill Barretta, who performed Dr. Teeth in the appearance, admits that he … I mean keen. Heeeelp! [goes under the blanket] Hey Rowlf! Piggy: [reading to Robin]Once there was a little green tadpole and he got chased down a tadpole hole. Wokka wokka wokka. Gonzo: [after Miss Piggy turns him into a clay figure of himself] Pigs - you can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em. Get it? Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. Scooter: But your nose isn't made of wood, Gonzo. Piggy: Goof, come on, follow me. Lamina spelled backwards is Animal. Nanny: [Dream about Gonzo being thrown out by Nanny] AND STAY OUT! Skeeter: Oh we're just being held prisoner by this mean looking guy with scary eyes. Gonzo: Follow that? Muppet Babies Quotes. Season Three of Disney Junior’s Muppet Babies Debuts This January. Piggy: I know what Kermit's wish is. Gonzo: Hey, Piggy, don't you mean a little rabbit that got chased down a rabbit hole? He helped free the slaves and wrote the Gettysburg Address. [Super Gonzo is seen flying in the air in the telephone booth]. Piggy: I will have no wisecracks in my story! I can't wait hours. Oatmeal!...What!?!? Your legs are supposed to look like a fish, not your head. Skeeter: [Piggy, Gonzo and Animal come into the nursery screaming] What's going on? Let's set a trap in the kitchen next, Teddy, bugling hamburgers always go in there. Fish on porpoise? Piggy: Knock it off! Muppet Babies (2018) is a reboot of the 1984 cartoon of the same name, premiering on Disney Junior on March 23, 2018. [Get's hit with tomatoes] Gosh, I wonder what you call a comedian that's not funny. Rowlf: We could tell you a lot of jokes though. Because it was a chili dog. I haven't slept in 3 days! Fozzie: He'd have a tummy ache. Kermit: "Alright, you guys, this is the perfect place to find Nanny a new house plant." I'll get it for you. Gonzo: [gets his chicken thrown to him] I guess a goodbye chicken is better than a goodbye kiss. Piggy: Come on, let's get out of here! The idea to infantilize the Muppets came from Michael … [nods up to a 5th set of eyes]. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Singers? [closes the door behind him and trips down the stairs and crashes] Bet that scared him, heh? Fozzie: [Hops on toy motorcycle but it will not go] Aw gee, my imagination must be outta gas. Okay, come on, let's start in the basement. Newscaster: Authorities fear they are missing. Bunsen: HOURS? Scooter: Abraham Lincoln was president during the Civil War. What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? Kermit: And so, Princess Piggy and Kermit Skyhopper lived happily ever after. I thought she was shorter. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Okay, we're all packed! Fozzie: I'll just set this last pan here, and there. 14639. Fozzie: [after he shows his painting] How do you like my painting? Skeeter: Boy, Nanny needs to get a new decorator. Kermit: When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there. Kermit: I believe you were plunging to certain doom. Piggy: That's very simple, Kermy. Fozzie: Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. Pinocchio was my cousin. Gonzo: [Turns the channel on the tv to a superhero show] Oh boy this is my favorite. Gonzo: Piggy lost her Alice book and the library's going to chop off her head! Near the end of the episode, when Gene decides to go back to being himself, Linda says, "I'll miss my Muppet Baby Bobby." --Kermit and Fozzie. !Watch Muppet Babies on Dis... Do you wanna rock? Scooter: [among the jumble] Let's see, there's you... Gonzo: Right, so uh, who's he? The ghost has... Nanny? Madonna couldn't follow that! Gonzo: [in 'Leave it to Weirdo'] How about you, Mr. Bark Bark? Fozzie: Oh no, it's the great vanil- I mean camil- I mean... Man: Yes! I'll be Buhaha the Cookie. Kermit: [singing] Frog in the swamp, where mosquitoes and fireflies roam, Where if you're rod toed, you stay out of the road, Cause the cars that go by, they don't honk. We're supposed to protect ourselves. "Doctor Fozzie" is the second segment of the thirteenth episode of the 2018 version of Muppet Babies. Nanny: [under her breath] Give me strength. Get it? Miss Piggy: Excus'e Moi, well, Have you uhh... "Pirettes" ever thought about getting into show business? The CG-animated series—which will chronicle the playroom antics of the beloved Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, and more—is… Awww, she called me a nerd. You stole that move from James Bond. [Pirettes leave to their quarters excitedly to start packing]. Turns out Scooter is dressing up as Skeeter to commit the murders. For the puppets themselves, see Muppet.1 Shows: Sam and Friends (1955-1961) Sesame Street (1969-present) The Muppet Show (1976-1981) Fraggle Rock (1983-1987) Muppet Babies (Animated) (1984-1991) Little Muppet Monsters (live action Muppets with animated shorts) (1985) Fraggle Rock: … [laughs]. Rowlf: That's where all burglars try to get in, the basement! Nanny: When I was a little girl, I used to listen to radio dramas and imagine that I was in the stories. Gonzo, Animal, Fozzie, Rowlf, Piggy, Kermit, Skeeter, Scooter: [all singing; repeated chorus] We love cartoons; we love all the action / We love cartoons, how they dance and sing / We love cartoons, they're the main attraction / Cartoon heroooes can do anything! Rowlf: Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo. Wokka wokka wokka. Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: Captain Blackwig. Fozzie: It *is* finished. Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Fozzie, Gonzo, Summer, and their friends are here to play! That's what I said Muhaka the Bookie. Photos of the Muppet Babies (2018) (Show) voice actors. This fantasy is rated PG-13. Your big sister has babies, that makes you their aunt or uncle and them your niece or nephew. How can I ever repay you? I don't want to be a mouse. You call a kangaroo in Scotland long distance. It feels really keen. [gasp] The ski mask ham dog burglar! Piggy: [Nanny's asleep watching a cooking show] Nanny, what would the library do if someone actually lost their book? Piggy: Oh, I'll never find my book in time. Then somebody starts murdering them. [Fozzie and Rowlf shrink back] Now, what door leads to my book? Tickling, a fate worse than chickenpox! Whoa! Piggy: Hmmm, an apple a day keeps the dentist away. Nanny: Of course you can, your imaginations work without electricity. An adult live-action Dr. Teeth appeared in "Muppet Rock" as the leader of Animal's favorite band.This marks the second time that the live-action character has had a guest spot on the Muppet Babies franchise; he was previously featured on the original Muppet Babies episode "Muppets Not Included. [sees their reflections in a mirror] WHOA! I'm not Fuzzy, I'm Fozzie. "Oh yeah, I forgot. Fozzie: Hello? Kermit: Well um, I think you sort of fell into my imagination, sorry. Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next episode. [the babies gasp] In other news, authorities have cautioned local residents to protect themselves... Kermit: Did you hear that, Fozzie? Waldorf: Yeah, I'll say. Captain Crochette Hook. Fozzie: [carrying an armload of Scooter's computer paper] Who needs paper? Piggy: I know what Kermit's wish is. The ski dog mask burglar guy looks just like me, and he's got a Teddy just like you and, huh? She's invented the perfect way for the bear to lose weight... Statler, Waldorf: ...Fear. [Goes into television set]. [runs and trips on the dominoes] They got me! Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. Get it? 279)*** Disney Junior delivers an awesome new CG-animated reboot of Muppet Babies… [Pirettes giggle sheepishly]. Jessica DiCicco as Summer Penguin 7. Piggy: [as the little princess] Hmph, this story is beginning to sound more like "Slipping Beauty" than "Sleeping Beauty". Reporter: Mr. President, what do you plan to do about the high cost of living? Animal: [Dice in his Eyes] Snake Eyes, hahahaha! 20 images (& sounds) of the Muppet Babies cast of characters. Episode 206: Snow White and the Seven Muppets Episode 201: Once Upon an Egg Timer Muppet Babies: Muppet Babies: Raiders of the Lost Muppet, Dental Hyjinks “Life is meant to be fun, and joyous, and fulfilling. Maybe my brain isn't working right." [Karate chops the hood and the engine starts right up]. Piggy: I don't want to be Slipping Beauty, I want to be Sleeping Beauty. In almost all productions, Statl… Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: Oh, we'll be famous! Fozzie: Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke? Apr 22, 2016 - Explore Ladii Cherokee's board "Muppet Babies", followed by 1383 people on Pinterest. Kermit: YIIIIPE! Dee Bradley Baker as Baby Animal, Baby Sweetums 4. Fozzie: Yeah, he used to laugh at my jokes. Bunsen: No! Piggy: I say it's a little green tadpole that got chased down a tadpole hole and unless you want to get shoved into a weirdo hole [raising her voice] you'd better keep quiet! Statler and Waldorf are especially unforgiving to Fozzie Bear. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh well, What have we here? Skeeter: No one asks to be an uncle. [Tries to get out of the telephone booth but he can't], Male citizen: Nah it's just a telephone booth. When you tell jokes, I wanna cry! Who's the funniest bear of all? Mr. Ski-Mask Burglar guy, is that you? ", [everyone is upset because they think Animal is permanently lost]. Season three of Disney Junior’s Emmy Award®-nominated series Muppet Babies will premiere Monday, January 4, at 5 p.m. EST on Disney Junior and in DisneyNOW, and will introduce a new Muppet named Rozzie, the … Muppet Babies Will Make Their Dreams Come True (Again!) Tresure stealing mutineers, eh? Piggy: But radios don't work without electricity, Nanny. Animal: Me need, me need! Nanny: Oh my, did you hear that, kids? Fozzie: You can once you get hit with tomatoes. Muppet Babies Theme All the muppets: Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true Muppet Babies, we'll do the say for you Kermit: When your room looks kind of weird And you wish that you weren't there Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe And you can be anywhere Kermit: I like adventure! The lube-job bungler comes through the door, steps on this, the flour shoots out, he falls over there, the rope snaps up and presto, ha ha! That's Chewbacca The Wookie. Sherlock Bunsen: How am I going to get us out of this mess? Putinteen. Janice: "Wow, this … [faints]. Fozzie: Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scooter, maybe you should start running now. Gonzo: There's nothing deeper than a cartoon hole. Gonzo: Oh boy, we may not have ghosts, but we've got one heck of a problem, SLIME MONSTER! Baby Fozzie Bear: [on the walkie-talkie] That's what I said. https://www.quotes.net/movies/muppet_babies_quotes_104661. Fozzie: [Looking at ancient statues resembling Gonzo] These guys do kinda look like Gonzo's brothers. Web. 3. The show follows the basic premise of the original, with baby versions of the Muppet characters going on all sorts of adventures in the nursery while under the care of Miss Nanny. Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: And dancers? Photos of the Muppet Babies (Show) voice actors. Nanny: [coming into the nursery and finding everybody asleep] That's strange, I could've sworn I heard a submarine. Newscaster: "Mad Dog Marvin" who gained fame breaking into houses at night wearing a ski-mask has escaped. Hmm, you do have a problem don't you? Gonzo: Come on, bust a move, will ya? Funny Look Sometimes. Gonzo? Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh, I just can't wait! Scooter: [Scooter as Super Scooter has just punched holes in the computer drawing in the comic book] That's it no more comics, no more stupid outfits, no more scooper suiter, pooper scooper or Super Scooter I quit. Come on now Kermit, step on it. Wokka wokka wokka. Edgar Putinteen: My name's Edgar. Fozzie: Hello? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Rowlf: It's not fair to ask riddles if you don't know the answers. We're all alone, Teddy! She touched my nose. Gonzo: Piggy, have you seen my baby chick Camilla? Fozzie: [surfacing] Piggy. Gonzo: Uh-uh, Gonzo, Head Troll around here, all the goblins know me. They usually have the last word, with a final comment at the end of most (but not all) episodes. I better check all those windows and doors before it gets too late. Rowlf: Kermit, frogs don't have any teeth. Kermit: That book is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Mirror: Fozzie Bear, I never lie. Kermit: [to camera] I won't tell if you won't. "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." Wokka, wokka, wokka. Gonzo: Maybe my brain isn't working right. Gonzo: Naah, the 6th dimension has marshmallow floors and purple swing sets. Piggy Pardon: I don't quite know how to tell you this, Kermit, but on a scale of one to ten, that song was MINUS TWELVE. Muppet Babies: I Want My Muppet T.V 1985, Snow White and the Seven Muppets, Once Upon an Egg Timer; Episode 207: I Want My Muppet TV! Drawn Together: In "Little Orphan Hero", when Clara says having a suicide hotline sounds like fun, Foxxy reminds her of the time she adopted pit bulls and Foxxy had to find them a new home with the Muppet Babies. Show business, here we come! The Muppets, as babies, have adventures with their imaginations inside their nursery. Gonzo:PHow about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie. Piggy: I say it's a little green tadpole … Muppet Babies. Kermit: Are you sure you don't want some cheese? Sherlock Bunsen: How am I going to get us out of this mess? Oh gee! [they both laugh]. That was a close one. TV chef: Then we plump them into boiling water until the skin comes off and they get all soft and mussy. 1. Fozzie: This fantasy is rated PG. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: We're not Pirates, we're "Pirettes". Rowlf: Wow, things aren't gonna be the same around here without the little guy to mess things up. May 20, 2016 - Explore Neil's board "Animal (muppet ) quotes", followed by 131 people on Pinterest. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Really? *see* food. Gonzo: I want to check this book out again; Land of the Gnomes and Goblins, it's my favorite. Kermit: Good question. Piggy: Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have? Quotes.net. Heeeeelp! It's that we get married. Kermit: I believe your were plunging to certain doom. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh, this is exciting! Gonzo: Nanny's gonna get rid of me. Piggy: Boy, for a librarian, she sure gets around. Uh, hi Nanny, I didn't know you were a ghost. Fozzie: I'll say! Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next … Gonzo: Labyrinth, kind of like a maze. Piggy: It wasn't a riddle, it was just a question! *That's* the joke. Fozzie: [Rowlf's missing] Maybe he's under here. Peanut butter, traffic jam? 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